My Problem with Megabrew
I fully respect the beer drinker who has tried craft brewed beer and who just happens to prefer megabrewed American Standard or Light Lager. I understand that there is no accounting for taste. I just happen to like intensely flavored beverages. Not only do I prefer craft brewed beer, but everything else that goes into my mouth has to be top quality and fully flavored. I buy the best coffee and won’t tolerate any imitation brown liquid that happens to be hot and caffeinated. It’s not just drinks from which I demand richness and complexity. I buy the strongest flavored, smelliest cheeses I can find—cheeses that are so spicy they make your lips burn. That’s just how I’m wired. I’m wired for taste and I derive intense pleasure from all those bold flavors. If that’s not your bag, then I understand and will concede you your Bud, your Folgers, and your American Cheese.
So why am I annoyed with Anheuser-Busch and the other megabrewers? I suppose part of my dislike of the megabrewers (their products aside) is that they are ubiquitous. They take up valuable shelf space and tie up distribution networks that could be better employed to distribute the craftbrewed beer that I enjoy drinking.
I’m annoyed that when I say the word “beer” to most people, the only image that is conjured up in their mind is an “undemanding straw-colored grain tea.” I’m not annoyed with the blandness of American Light Lager; I’m annoyed with the effect of its market dominance on popular perception of beer. I’ve come across many people who won’t touch beer because they have tried Bud, Miller, or Coors and decided that beer is just not their thing. These folks have never tried an India Pale Ale or an Espresso Stout or a Flemish Red and many don’t intend to. The attitude doesn’t make any sense to me, but I’ve run into so many times.
One of my principles is that “small is beautiful.” I support the model that all production should be local and distribution lines should be short. So I suppose you could say that the root of my annoyance with megabrew is more socio-economic in its origins rather than being about the blandness of the characteristic megabrew taste. I don’t really care for any product that is mass produced and distributed globally. I’m even suspicious of a few of the craftbrewers who are trying to take their beer production to mega-levels. Why? It’s a quality of life issue. Quality of life for me is enhanced through variety of choices and the uniqueness and originality of my locale. I want beer on Long Island to have it’s own identity and character that is derived from the use of locally grown ingredients. I want Portland, Oregon to cultivate it own distinct character. And I want to have to travel to Oregon to try the different beers they have there. It takes the fun out of beer when all possible beers are on every shelf of every beer store in America.





Donovan,
Nice post. I recall a recent drive across country and my sadness at how every place seemed the same, with the same names wherever I went. This was a speed trip on interstates only, but still.
I can’t agree totally with your notion of complete segregation of beer by locality though. I too like to travel somewhere and enjoy the distinct products and lifestyle of the region. One of the reasons I like Maine is that it is so different from the rest of the country. Still I can’t travel everywhere and like to try new things.
I think breweries are at least meeting some of your need. Most seem to have brewery only brews. Deschutes here in Oregon does and Dog Fish Head has quite a few too back in DE and MD.
Tripp