Writers Wanted
Are you an Absinthe aficionado? Or a Bloody Mary believer? Do you have concerns about Cognac? Or doubts about Dirty Martinis? Perhaps you’re an Eggnog evangelist ,or fervent friend (or foe) of the Fuzzy Navel?
(You see where this is going, right?)
Quick, choose one! A Gimlet eye or the eye of a Hurricane? A Harvey Wallbanger or a Johnny Weissmuller? A Kentucky Kiss or a Louisiana Lullaby?
(I can keep this up all night!)
Did the Monkey Gland evolve by Natural Selection? Did you hear the one about the Old Fashioned Pink Lady on the Quarter Deck?
(Or until we reach, “Z”, whichever comes first.)
How much rum would a Rum Runner run if a Rum Rummer could run rum? And, did I tell you about the time I had Sex on the Beach and watched the Tequila Sunrise?
(Ummmmmmmmmm…. we’re gonna skip “U”.)
Have you ever entered your bank account or social security number on a website that promised to tell you what happens when you dip a Vampire’s Woo Woo in Xanthia, or how to turn a Yellow Bird into a Zombie?
If you answered “yes” to any of the above questions, except the last two (which would have been clueless), or the Rum Runner one (which was a math question), or any of the either/or G - L ones (where a “yes” answer wouldn’t really make sense)…
Or… ok…. if you could have answered “yes” to a similar question involving spirits and drinks and letters of the alphabet…
Then you may have what it takes to become a writer for The Spirit World.
Other qualifications include an Internet connection. Click here to see if you have one.
And, you can work from home, but you must wear bunny slippers.
The Spirit World is now accepting applications from those who can meet or exceed these demanding qualifications. For more information, email bradgad at gmail dot com.
